El Guapo in DC

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Adios Jerry Phillips

Feliz Navidad Clear Channel! The reason I leave little pieces of mierda on your doorsteps is because I hope that one day corporations like you will develop a heart. Entiendes? No? Ay, listen, pardon the use of my language, but you are a bunch of shit eating, pillow biting, Brazilian-bikini-wax-having, red-tie wearing, bamboo-floor requesting, heartless bastards. Why in the name of Guadalupe would you fire someone during Christmas/Kwanzaa/Chanukah? Oh, I’m talking about Clear Channel treating WHUR’s Jerry Phillips like he was a Bolivian coca farmer and putting him on the street.

I guarantee that most of the people reading this blogi (Espanol for blog) don’t know who Jerry Phillips is. Well, here is a picture of him:



Could you fire this man? Could you say, “Hey! Chiquito! Adios! Feliz Navidad, puto! Good luck finding a job old man!” Could you say this? To an hombre that has pretty much dedicated his vida to talking about the poor and destitute of my great city DC? No, you couldn’t. But the Republicans at Clear Channel could. I’m not saying that all Republicans are bad people, I’m just saying that most Republicans tend to believe Reagan is going to walk around the corner and scream like Tarzan as he wiretaps every American.

Some of you may think this rant was stupid. I was going to talk about how my girl Mercedes wants to have children with me, but I’ll leave that for another time. We’re Latino, we have children, it’s bound to come up again.

Mucho amor,

El Guapo

6 Comments:

At 9:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are absolutely on target. Clear Channel (which want to own more stations) is the clear-cutting, strip-mining number one bum of the broadcast world. They own radio stations which are licensed by the FCC to serve the public interest. Yeah, right.

grince

 
At 10:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Jerry Phillips! If you know him you'll agree. He is skeevy and a bitch.

 
At 4:29 PM, Anonymous Court Interpreter said...

Hola Guapo,

Just wondering, if you see this comment, why it seems like Dominicans are more prone to have lots and lots of children and seem to have a reputation as "mujeriegos"

Would love to have your input. Nice blog, by the way.

Court Interpreter

 
At 12:37 AM, Blogger El Guapo in DC said...

Good question. Tengo I have amigos who are dominican. They use this self-given title of "mujeriegos" as a reason to be Don Juans. I think it is BS. It is a well known fact that Guatemalans are the best looking of all Latinos but we don't flaunt having so many kids or women. We are classy. Dominicanos? No.

Mucho Amor,

El Guapo

 
At 5:58 PM, Anonymous Hair Remover said...

Maybe a Brazilian wax is just what these guys need. You know ... if the hair removal specialist isn't careful ... some of that wax could end up on nearby body parts.

When the wax is ripped off, more than hair will be removed. Something to think about.

Juan
Best Hair Remover

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger Burlas said...

the man looks familiar at me.


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