Adios Jerry Phillips
Feliz Navidad Clear Channel! The reason I leave little pieces of mierda on your doorsteps is because I hope that one day corporations like you will develop a heart. Entiendes? No? Ay, listen, pardon the use of my language, but you are a bunch of shit eating, pillow biting, Brazilian-bikini-wax-having, red-tie wearing, bamboo-floor requesting, heartless bastards. Why in the name of Guadalupe would you fire someone during Christmas/Kwanzaa/Chanukah? Oh, I’m talking about Clear Channel treating WHUR’s Jerry Phillips like he was a Bolivian coca farmer and putting him on the street.
I guarantee that most of the people reading this blogi (Espanol for blog) don’t know who Jerry Phillips is. Well, here is a picture of him:
Could you fire this man? Could you say, “Hey! Chiquito! Adios! Feliz Navidad, puto! Good luck finding a job old man!” Could you say this? To an hombre that has pretty much dedicated his vida to talking about the poor and destitute of my great city DC? No, you couldn’t. But the Republicans at Clear Channel could. I’m not saying that all Republicans are bad people, I’m just saying that most Republicans tend to believe Reagan is going to walk around the corner and scream like Tarzan as he wiretaps every American.
Some of you may think this rant was stupid. I was going to talk about how my girl Mercedes wants to have children with me, but I’ll leave that for another time. We’re Latino, we have children, it’s bound to come up again.