You want to name your first child Falcon?
Like the bird?
“The greatest of all flying creatures.”
But why do you want to name your child, your human child, after a flying bird?
“Because Falcon is easily the manliest of all names possible. I have been giving this much thought and it was between Falcon and Jaguar.”
Oh, claro, Jaguar. That is a manly name. Why did you settle on Falcon?
“It wasn’t an easy decision, but anything that can fly is tougher than something that can just climb trees.”
Mosquitos can fly. Why don’t you name him Mosquito?
“El Guapo, this is why your first born will never be feared on the playground. Falcon, bueno, Falcon will be feared on the playground while your Mosquito cowers under his wings.”
What about the T-Rex or another dinosaur.
“You’re an idiota. You can’t name your child after an extinct creature. There are rules to these things.”
Of course not. Why would I even think that…