Zidane headbutt: Beautiful, but sad
Ah, the World Cup is over. I’m a bit sad by this, but I’m glad that I saw one of the greatest moments in sport when Zidane put the Italian on the floor with a well placed headbutt. I later found out why Zidane did what he did:
Zidane whilst Materazzi is holding him:ZZ: "Ordinanza de tirare il costume!!" (stop pulling on my shirt!!)
MM": "Taciti, enculo, hai solamente cio che merite..." (shut up f*cker, you only get what you deserve)
ZZ: "si e cio..." (yes, sure...)
While Zidane starts to move away, Materazzi goes:
MM: "meritate tutti cio, voi gli enculato di musulmani, sporchi terroristici" (all of you deserve that, f*cking Muslims, terrorist b*stards)
Zidane proceeds to headbutt him.
The truth is that I was cheering for Italy until I saw this happen. It was one of the most amazing moments in sport history and frankly, if this is true, I’m glad Zidane did what he did.
France truly had no chance to begin with because of the curse that I placed on Argentina prior to the World Cup. That’s right. I, El Guapo, am responsible for Argentina’s early departure.
What does France have to do with Argentina? Well, the French player David Trezeguet is of Argentine descent. See, he is the son of Jorge Trezeguet, an Argentine. I actually like his play in Europe, but his blood betrayed him. I will think about removing the El Guapo curse for the next World Cup, but frankly, that is many years away and Argentina will likely do something to bother me by then. Let us see.
Anyway, I began to cheer for France the moment Zidane did this. Now, I am glad that I started cheering for them. If I had known Trezeguet was of Argentine descent, I would have temporarily removed the curse. For this, I apologize. It is my fault. Zidane, France, Trezeguet, I am sorry. Lo siento.
If what was said was true, I will unfortunately be forced to place a curse on Italy. You see, the only intolerance I stand for is intolerance against Argentineans. Leave one’s religion alone. A man’s relationship with God is no one’s business but his own.