Una cosa mas
There is no easy way for me to say this. I hate those yellow Lance Armstrong bracelets.
El Guapo, those bracelets show solidarity in the fight against cancer.
Solidarity? You don’t need yellow bracelets to show that you are united in the fight against cancer. I don’t like cancer. You don’t like cancer. No one likes cancer. Do we need to wear a bracelet to show others that we don’t like cancer? No.
Maybe what the world needs is a bracelet for every affliction. My buddy Pedro has herpes. I feel really bad for him when his bottom lip looks like a botched collagen injection. Maybe I should wear a raspberry-textured, pink bracelet to show Pedro and everyone else that I want to put an end to this affliction. I, El Guapo, am against herpes.
But El Guapo, Lance Armstrong is a courageous man who beat the odds.
Yes, Lance Armstrong beat the odds and fought off testicular cancer. He and Sheryl Crow did everythi….Que? What’s that? Oh, he wasn’t with Sheryl Crow when he had cancer? He was married? He left his wife for Sheryl Crow? Do you think she puts his picture away?