New Tourist Attraction!!!
Washington DC is a tourist town. Tourists come here from all over the world to see museums, monuments and to witness the American government at work. Sure, at night they go to the finest restaurants, bars and clubs to support the local economy and to have a great time, but is that enough?
As the official Guatemalan-Washingtonian ambassador, I feel it is my sworn duty to inform tourists and hell, residents alike, of a monument that isn’t often (read: ever) discussed in your tour books and to do guides of DC:
A whore house!!! A brothel!!! A house of ill repute!!!
That’s right! You too can make a visit to a Washington DC institution right on the bustling 14th street corridor.
Forget about calling an escort from the phone book or calling a DC madam.
Come on by and take pictures with the local prostitutes and johns. There are no hooker cut outs here, you can take pictures with real life women of the night (and day and afternoon since the place never seems to close) to send home to your grandmother. Nothing says I love you like a picture with a herpes-ridden hooker.
El Guapo! This sounds exactly like the type of place I want to take my kids! Please tell me where I can find this!!!!!
Oh yes, the location. Right on 14th street NW between Spring and Quincy. Look for the big C&K Entrance sign prominently displayed with red lettering. It’s on your right hand side if you’re going north on 14th street.
Driving at night and can’t quite see the sign? No te preocupes!!! You can often find it by looking for the windows with bed sheets as curtains. They are very high class at C&K!
El Guapo, wow, this is great!!! Why are you telling us about this great hidden gem of the DC tourism???
Bueno, the place as been up and running for years and since the DC police don’t seem to mind, I imagine they want the public to know about it! I’m just helping them spread the word.
It is SUCH a joy to have a full out brothel steps from my house that I really wanted to spread the love (pun intended).
Oh, if you enjoy what this little piece of brothel heaven does for your sightseeing, please send our Chief of Police a comment here.