El Guapo in DC

I am El Guapo. The most Guapo man in all of DC. Mucho Amor

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

New Tourist Attraction!!!

Washington DC is a tourist town. Tourists come here from all over the world to see museums, monuments and to witness the American government at work. Sure, at night they go to the finest restaurants, bars and clubs to support the local economy and to have a great time, but is that enough?

As the official Guatemalan-Washingtonian ambassador, I feel it is my sworn duty to inform tourists and hell, residents alike, of a monument that isn’t often (read: ever) discussed in your tour books and to do guides of DC:

A whore house!!! A brothel!!! A house of ill repute!!!

That’s right! You too can make a visit to a Washington DC institution right on the bustling 14th street corridor.

Forget about calling an escort from the phone book or calling a DC madam.

Come on by and take pictures with the local prostitutes and johns. There are no hooker cut outs here, you can take pictures with real life women of the night (and day and afternoon since the place never seems to close) to send home to your grandmother. Nothing says I love you like a picture with a herpes-ridden hooker.

El Guapo! This sounds exactly like the type of place I want to take my kids! Please tell me where I can find this!!!!!

Oh yes, the location. Right on 14th street NW between Spring and Quincy. Look for the big C&K Entrance sign prominently displayed with red lettering. It’s on your right hand side if you’re going north on 14th street.

Driving at night and can’t quite see the sign? No te preocupes!!! You can often find it by looking for the windows with bed sheets as curtains. They are very high class at C&K!

El Guapo, wow, this is great!!! Why are you telling us about this great hidden gem of the DC tourism???

Bueno, the place as been up and running for years and since the DC police don’t seem to mind, I imagine they want the public to know about it! I’m just helping them spread the word.

It is SUCH a joy to have a full out brothel steps from my house that I really wanted to spread the love (pun intended).

Oh, if you enjoy what this little piece of brothel heaven does for your sightseeing, please send our Chief of Police a comment here.


Mucho Amor,

El Guapo


At 2:34 AM, Anonymous la cubana gringa said...

Every good ciudad needs a house of putas. Makes things more colorful. (And caliente.)

At 5:23 AM, Blogger Kim Ayres said...

I went to leave a message with the Police Chief, but wasn't sure which message subject/category to use. Do you think I should go for "Recreational Safety Tips"?

At 6:20 AM, Blogger Dustin said...

I love it! ....the comment to the police chief that is....not the brothel. I am from Las Vegas, we have many brothels very close to us here.
El Guapo, you are my Guatemalan hero if I had one.

At 9:19 AM, Anonymous sixoclockbells said...

Please consider offensive a relative term. I check your blog every day and love your writing. However, many of the people who check my blog are very conservative midwestern families whose young kids also see my blog, and for whom a PG rating might be grounds for not watching a movie, let alone reading Miguel's exploits. I always include warnings with links so I don't accidentally offend them. Like I said, I think you're an amazing writer.

At 11:17 AM, Blogger Claire said...

here is more info for those who are interested: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=350&navCenterTop

At 3:04 PM, Anonymous pollosmoky said...

haha! when my 8th grade class (parochial school) visited dc in 1976 (yeah, so?), we had the pleasure of bunking at the lovely hotel harrington (still in the neighborhood) four to a room. we were on a lower floor, and when we were looking out our window at the lovely view, a couple of men down on the street began gesticulating wildly at us...and we didn't have a clue what was going on. ah, memories...thanks, guapo, for bringing it all back!

At 4:40 PM, Blogger Phil said...

Well played, El Guapo.

Why not call them and dictate a letter for them to type for you? Or tell them you'd like some coffee?

At 10:00 AM, Blogger Burlas said...

prostitute is everywhere.

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