Diablo: Hola El Guapo! Hola Velvet.
As many of you know, I am El Guapo. As a Guatemalan male, it is mi duty to protect the women of the world. Yo will not stand by and let women be disrespected in any way.
Recently, Velvet in Dupont, was disrespected and I volunteered to ayudar, help. I apologize in advance since this will offend some people. Please realize that El Guapo does not stand for disrespecting women.
Velvet posted these and I'm including them in chronological order so you can follow from her site:
1) Choose your Adventura: A La Velvet in Dupont
2) El Guapo to the Rescue
3) El Guapo, no, es too much!
4) Patriot Act? Si! Oh wait...No?
I, El Guapo, do not like to do things like this. Please understand this. Velvet is a delicate flower who will not be harmed when I am around.
Mucho Amor,
El Guapo
posted by El Guapo in DC @ 7:04 PM
12 Comments:
I have an ex-boyfriend who cold benefit from a Guapo-lashing. As payment I will cook Jewish food for you...
I am in love with you. You are too much to resist. Mucho kisses for El Guapo.
All women should have an El Guapo.
el guapo,
you are too much. honestly. "please tell me your size" ? Lol.
love,
CD
This is by far the most chistoso thing I have ever read ... its up there in my lista along with "Look at my stripped shirt", man this is funny. El guapo you almost got him to admit that he wanted to stick stuff "adentro". LOL....
Velvet is one huge weeping and oozing Gee, and she knows it.
I like big fluffy bunnies if you must know.
Conquistadores!
So, Guapo, are these folks Heroes or Villains
Que macho, El Guapo. I think estoy enamorada. No, I am certain. Estoy segura, estoy enamorada.
effing hilarious. the best damn laugh i've had in a looong time.
cheers!
AlieMalie
Yo corazón El Guapo.
Mi corazon duele para El Guapo.
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Lastima que sera puta.
I *heart* El Guapo. I just sent this story to 5 women who also will *heart* you.
You are brilliant. Both of you are brilliant and I am much amused.
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