Oh Navidad season.
Why must you torment me so?
Why must a gringo wearing a Tag Heuer watch always be around me when I’m trying to shop for mi Linda?
Why are some American women nicknamed “Pussy?”
Why must there always be someone wearing a Santa Claus hat on the metro?
Why must I have that desire to punch him?
Why must diamonds be a girl’s best friend?
What exactly is butterscotch?
Why is flan never on sale?
These are some of the questions that I have been asking myself as I walk through the streets of DC trying to find answers.
Then, I found it. I found my answer:
What is this you ask?
Bueno, this is a midget, of sorts, blowing glass with the help of that white dog/dragon from The Never Ending Story.
There I was, a beautiful Guatemalan, walking down the streets of greatest city in the world when the brand new Macy’s window decorators made me see what it was that I was forgetting.
Si, I had forgotten all about the magical Christmas story of the midget blowing glass with the help of the white dragon. Don’t you remember this story?
It’s the story about how the white dragon flies over the manger where Jesus Christ himself was about to be born, but realized that he didn’t have a gift to give the savior. So, he flies to the moon and tries to enlist the help of a dyslexic midget to make a gift for little baby Jesus. The midget doesn’t want to help at first until the white dragon blows a magic fairy dust into her face which makes her cooperative. Do you not remember this wonderful story from the Bible?
Macy's did. Macy's is always there to make us really remember what Christmas is all about: Flying dog dragons.
Gracias Macy’s. Gracias.
Mucho Amor,
El Guapo
15 Comments:
What would we do without Macy's? Thank you also for reminding us of this story, El Guapo ;)
i weep with wonder. Happy Christmas.
I hear another store in the big city has chosen to remind us of the generosity of Andy Warhol, who made it possible to have the word 'holiday'.
Christmas time always makes me weepy, specially that lovely story of the Nativity with the drangons, absolutely lovely!
hahahahaha your story made me laugh my ass off. Don't stress about what to get your amor...she will love it no matter what.
Falcor!!!
There is a Macy's in the District? Where?
You are so fortunate to have a Macy's to teach and remind you of the true meaning of Christmas. It makes us feel like such a backward country here in Scotland that we don't have such a thing
So the old man in the moon is a midget?
Thats what happens when you eat to much cheese.
Leave it to Macy's and other department stores to remember the stories they have been trying to gorget for two centuries lol
The Joy is in the giving, so recieving is only giving someone else joy.
This is looking better all the time.
Oh what the hay, I love Christmas because it makes me feel good.
Have a nice day.
Flying dog dragons from the Neverending Story? Heck, I thought you had located the feared chupacabra--fire-breathing no less. While you're doing your Christmas shopping, dude, see if you can pick up a new wallet for Miguel. That wallet of his is an embarassment to men everywhere. Feliz Navidad!
What does the bible have to do with xmas? Give me crazy glassblowing midget and weird thing from shitty film anyday
there are NO girls in Texas nicknamed "Pussy." that's just weird.
:-)
merry christmas mi amigo....
I honestly thought the lamb/dog/dragon was fellating a glowing dildo.
This made me laugh out loud. Seriously.
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